Loch Ness Cuff Links Make A Splash
You would probably NEVER find an occasion specific enough for these. If you did, it’s unlikely the general dress code would be suited for cuff links.
Bigfoot Scarf Gives You Warm Fuzzies
Among first-world problems, “a cold neck” ranks near the top. But why suffer in misery when Bigfoot waits to wrap your neck in his warm embrace?