Bob Ross Chia Featuring Phthalo Green Afro
Everybody needs a friend. Bob Ross will be your friend, with happy little chia trees sprouting forth in full afro glory.
Bring on the Zombie Apocalypse; You’ve got This Kit
Walkers don’t stand a chance when you whip out this emergency survival kit featuring 10 tools in one waterproof container. Especially when you pull out that deadly whistle.
Wrap Yourself in Tentacled Comfort Each Evening
Don’t we all dream of someone to hold us close at night? This “Octopus Lady” queen duvet cover offers eight arms to hold you tight. Like, really tight.
Bigfoot Keeps Watch Over Your Beans
Go squatchin’ in the squash with this 28″ statue made of “real crushed stone.” (Beware of cheaper bigfoot statues using imitation crushed stone.)