Everybody needs a friend. Bob Ross will be your friend, with happy little chia trees sprouting forth in full afro glory.
Walkers don’t stand a chance when you whip out this emergency survival kit featuring 10 tools in one waterproof container. Especially when you pull out that deadly whistle.
Don’t we all dream of someone to hold us close at night? This “Octopus Lady” queen duvet cover offers eight arms to hold you tight. Like, really tight.
Go squatchin’ in the squash with this 28″ statue made of “real crushed stone.” (Beware of cheaper bigfoot statues using imitation crushed stone.)