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Don’t Piss Off the Unicorn

Don’t Piss Off the Unicorn

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Glenda Glitterpoop is a cute, cuddly little unicorn. Until you squeeze her and reveal her dark side. Doubtful “unicorn bites” are covered under your current medical insurance.

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Bob Ross Chia Featuring Phthalo Green Afro

Bob Ross Chia Featuring Phthalo Green Afro

Home + Garden

Everybody needs a friend. Bob Ross will be your friend, with happy little chia trees sprouting forth in full afro glory.

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DIY Alien Abduction Lamp: [Insert Quip About Probes Here]

DIY Alien Abduction Lamp: [Insert Quip About Probes Here]

Arts + Crafts, DIY

If you have a yearning for home decor inspired by brutal alien abductions (and who doesn’t?), this might be the perfect way to spend an afternoon.

Free @ Hallmark

Birthday Card, Bigfoot Stomp of Approval

Birthday Card, Bigfoot Stomp of Approval

Arts + Crafts

Yeah… even the hipsters in your life have birthdays. Not that you actually care. This card might convince them you do though.

$6.00 @ Amazon

Bigfoot Scarf Gives You Warm Fuzzies

Bigfoot Scarf Gives You Warm Fuzzies

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Among first-world problems, “a cold neck” ranks near the top. But why suffer in misery when Bigfoot waits to wrap your neck in his warm embrace?

$17.91 @ Amazon

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