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DIY Alien Abduction Lamp: [Insert Quip About Probes Here]
If you have a yearning for home decor inspired by brutal alien abductions (and who doesn’t?), this might be the perfect way to spend an afternoon.
If you have a yearning for home decor inspired by brutal alien abductions (and who doesn’t?), this might be the perfect way to spend an afternoon.
You know, how when UFOs land, they create electromagnetic disturbances? (Of course you know; you’re a Contrary Mall shopper.) With a built-in magnetometer, his handy gadget will alert you to said disturbances (and resulting UFOs) 24/7.
Imagine the deep conversations you can have wearing this plush beauty on your face. Friend: Where’d you get that? You: Mmphh rmmph mmph