Wrap Yourself in Tentacled Comfort Each Evening
Don’t we all dream of someone to hold us close at night? This “Octopus Lady” queen duvet cover offers eight arms to hold you tight. Like, really tight.
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DIY Alien Abduction Lamp: [Insert Quip About Probes Here]
If you have a yearning for home decor inspired by brutal alien abductions (and who doesn’t?), this might be the perfect way to spend an afternoon.
UFO Detector with Built-in … Just Read the Description
You know, how when UFOs land, they create electromagnetic disturbances? (Of course you know; you’re a Contrary Mall shopper.) With a built-in magnetometer, his handy gadget will alert you to said disturbances (and resulting UFOs) 24/7.
Facetime With This Alien Plush Toy
Imagine the deep conversations you can have wearing this plush beauty on your face. Friend: Where’d you get that? You: Mmphh rmmph mmph
Bigfoot Scarf Gives You Warm Fuzzies
Among first-world problems, “a cold neck” ranks near the top. But why suffer in misery when Bigfoot waits to wrap your neck in his warm embrace?