Glenda Glitterpoop is a cute, cuddly little unicorn. Until you squeeze her and reveal her dark side. Doubtful “unicorn bites” are covered under your current medical insurance.
Don’t we all dream of someone to hold us close at night? This “Octopus Lady” queen duvet cover offers eight arms to hold you tight. Like, really tight.
Go squatchin’ in the squash with this 28″ statue made of “real crushed stone.” (Beware of cheaper bigfoot statues using imitation crushed stone.)
Yeah… even the hipsters in your life have birthdays. Not that you actually care. This card might convince them you do though.
Among first-world problems, “a cold neck” ranks near the top. But why suffer in misery when Bigfoot waits to wrap your neck in his warm embrace?