Go squatchin’ in the squash with this 28″ statue made of “real crushed stone.” (Beware of cheaper bigfoot statues using imitation crushed stone.)
Yeah… even the hipsters in your life have birthdays. Not that you actually care. This card might convince them you do though.
Among first-world problems, “a cold neck” ranks near the top. But why suffer in misery when Bigfoot waits to wrap your neck in his warm embrace?